Attention Women Of Britain!!

Posted: January 5, 2010 in Doctor Who, Geekgasm
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THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF THE REAL FANS OF DOCTOR WHO

David Tennant has left the programme

Normal service has been resumed

There is no need for any women to keep watching

Any females wishing to continue viewing Doctor Who must first complete and pass a written examination to ascertain their knowledge of the programme 

This will ensure only proper fans of Doctor Who are watching

All the other women who only watched Doctor Who to lust after Tennant can bugger off and watch Hollyoaks

Thank you

 

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Comments
  1. urghhh hollyoaks thats just just nooo how could you say that :O i will never watch hollyoaks. TENNANT come back 😀 lol

  2. I heard that he was to eager do a Home and Away cameo :O. Sounds a bit dodgy to me. There’s a part of me that kind of hopes this is true lol.

  3. lore says:

    what about a the gay men, do they have to do a test too. Personally watched Doctor Who many years before the Doctor who series and David turned up. I also lusted after David and HATE Hollyoaks I’m also a woman….it takes all sorts I guess.

  4. Jill says:

    I think that you should go door to door with that quiz and see how you do:) I’ve watched DW on and off since Tom Baker was The Doctor. If you ran the fan club (Wait, do you run the fan club?), I’d be terrified.

  5. Beeface says:

    I know, women right? Pfft! Women. Not to mention the Pakis

  6. […] I don’t do spoilers (well sometimes),so I won’t go into too much detail,suffice it to say that there’s a slightly naff monster,a bit of running around,a little bit of padding,and what appears to be a bit of a smack in the face for Tennant fans during one of those flashbacks that used to make the fans drool back in the day.That’s assuming there’s any women still watching,of course,what with young Matt’s less-than-perfect boatrace,but then if that’s why you’re watching,then,basically,you shouldn’t be watching. […]

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