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Following the discovery of the new 13th zodiacal sign,OSWESTRY,here are the new signs of the zodiac in full…

ASHTON-UNDER-LYNE

21 MARCH-19 APRIL

TORQUAY

20 APRIL-20 MAY

GILLINGHAM

21 MAY-20 JUNE

COWES

21 JUNE-22 JULY

LEAMINGTON SPA

23 JULY-22 AUGUST

VENICE

23 AUGUST-22 SEPTEMBER

LLANDUDNO

23 SEPTEMBER-22 OCTOBER

SCUNTHORPE

23 OCTOBER-21 NOVEMBER

SKEGNESS

22 NOVEMBER-21 DECEMBER

CLEETHORPES

22 DECEMBER-19 JANUARY

ANGLESEY

20 JANUARY-18 FEBRUARY

PAINGTON

19 FEBRUARY-20 MARCH

The 13th sign,Oswestry,is not officially recognised by astrologers because it messes up the results and,let’s face it,12 is a nice round figure anyway.

So there.