Spam Glorious Spam Part 2!

  

What depraved deeds has this poor duck been witness to?

Yes,there’s more…it just keeps on coming….

1.Human seed shed in animal sheds

Wow! They’re growing humans from seeds!! Must be one of those GM farms…

2.Fresh farm floozies discover their animal side

You don’t hear the word “floozie” used much these days…obviously the writer of this one has been on the alliteration pills…

3.Hot barnyard perversions filmed on cam

The perversion has spilled out of the barn into the barnyard!!! They just couldn’t pack any more in!!!

4.Forbidden deeds committed in a barnyard

Get a room!!!

5.Girls bored with farm life explore their kinks

Kinks are very popular down on the farm…also The Small Faces and the Dave Clark Five…

6.Ranch parties go all wrong and perverted

Must have run out of twiglets

7.Filthy farm performances caught on film

Where is this farm?!?!?!

8.Farm-raised cuties drilled the dirty way

Seriously,does anybody know where it is?

9.Raunchy babes nailed at the hardcore farm

I really must find this farm…

10.There is no number 10…I’m too busy getting my wellies on…

 

Spam Glorious Spam…

What unmentionable things go on beyond this gate...?

Recently,I have been receiving spam email,all on a certain theme.

Farms.

Specifically,naughty goings-on on farms.

Writing these emails is someone’s job….think about that.

Here are 10 of the best…

10.Wild,unstable sluts get off in stables.

I particularly admire the juxtaposition of the words “unstable” and “stable.”

However….even though I am a man of the world and don’t mind my sluts being wild…”unstable” just sounds rather dangerous.

9.Sweet girls playing dirty farm games

Sounds quite innocent…rather boring actually…next.

8.Farm sluts ready to screw anything around

Well it probably gets quite boring working on a farm all day…if they want to fix some shelves then that’s their business.

7.Cheerful ranch bitches have forbidden fun on film

I am a miserable bugger by nature,but if I was having “forbidden fun on film”,I would probably be significantly more than “cheerful.”

6.Country whores stain themselves in farm cream

Ah well,you’ve got to be careful with those milk churns…

5.Farm living gave these sluts plenty of kinks

See? Work on a farm,get free CDs.

4.Dirty flicks filmed in perversion-packed barns

BARNS!!! PACKED!!! WITH PERVERSION!!! (I’m sure everyone has a different mental image of what that would look like…)

3.Young girls going nasty in the cattle-shed

I feel sorry for the poor cows having to put up with this.

2.Lustful whores’ farm adventures here

I’ve never had an adventure on a farm…but perhaps I’ve been going to the wrong farms…

1.Animal shelters become places for raw drilling

It was never like this on Animal Hospital….I’m pretty sure Rolf Harris never did any drilling,raw or otherwise…

So thank you,Yahoo….your spam filter is complete rubbish…but entertaining.